Bret Michaels on the mend; Katie Holmes to play Jackie O.

“Supposed Chelsea Handler sex tape surfaces” and “Scream 4″ in the same post. Coincidence?

“Lindsay Lohan offered $1 million to appear on ‘Celebrity Rehab’” — If her father, mother, and/or bratty sister want in, the money decreases by half.

“Bill Murray insists there are no concrete plans for ‘Ghostbusters 3′” — Keymasters around the world rejoiced.

“Katie Holmes to play Jackie Kennedy in History Channel documentary” — Tom Cruise to play John John, age 2, under dad’s desk.

“It looks like a Jon Bon Jovi video.” — Russell Crowe on Kevin Costner’s 1991 version of “Robin Hood.” — I’d've said a Men Without Hats video myself.

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